"it's these shoes!"

wanting to blog out a complex post, but seeing that it's nearly 3 in the friggin morning and just got back from dance practice & managerial consultation, i'll just do something bimbotic like a recap of the day.

The event that most probably stuck out for the whole day was gorgeous's run in with some podatrician at Centrepoint Cold Storage. As she was wearing some very ugly looking shoes that flared at the sides, it made her look like she had a flat foot. And while we were queueing at the counter, this farang in front of us kept on staring at her foot. Just as he finished paying, the conversation went like this

FARANG: u've got flat feet.
MANDY: excuse me?
FARANG: you'd better do somethinga bout your flat feet. You could be taller
MANDY: *looks at feet* i don't have flat feet, it's just these shoes
FARANG: You'd better see a podatrician(?) for that
MANDY: how would you know i need to see a podatrician(?) ?
FARANG: i am a podatrician *insert smug kiampa smile*

CHEEESE PIE. i swore, after he gave that smug smile and the i-told-you-so face, i nearly wanted to go over there and give him a good yellow slap in the face. LYCHEE PIE. zomg. and poor mandy was so miffed about it. SHIT-TAKE MUSHBOOOOMS!

MANDY: *speechless with flying dagger eyes*
ISAAC: well, thanks so much for your concern..
FARANG: no problem!
ISAAC: *mutters under breath* ...bonafide asshole.

and poor me had to listen to gorgeous rant and reason on why she does NOT have flat feet but rather it really IS the shoe! (which PS: gorgeous, i know you don't have :D)

Pardon this dietary outburst, but i'm starting to like Yong Tau Foo Soup alot. There goes my oily greasy indulgences. say hello to soupy sweet tofu heaven.