Complete these meme sentences.

from dickole.

i am not : handsome nor hot

i hurt: deep inside, but time heals all wounds.

i love: money!

i hate : perspiration and facial hair.

i fear: death and rejection

i hope: for a better tomorrow always

i hear: rumours and untrustable sources

i cry : when i close my eyes.

i care: for my friends alot.

i always : will be cute.

i long to: be 1.85m in height

i listen: to dance / house music more often than not

i hide: after terribly unglam incidents

i drive: myself crazy. come britney!

i sing: like no one else.

i dance: like a slut when i'm drunk (OOOPS)

i write: lyrics of my life

i breathe: deeply when its cold.

i play: the piano before i stopped.

i miss: carefree secondary school days.

i search: using google.com

i learnt: that friendster can store up to 100 photos per account!

i feel: very sluggish. gymming soon!

i know: your perfect partner is non-existent

i succeed: after many failures.

i fail: friends

i dream: constantly

i sleep: when i have nothing else to do

i wonder: if things will ever go my way

i want: an even tan on my body. no more sports bra dragonboat singlet tan lines.

i worry: all.the.time.

i have: the ability to burp at will.

i give: my best, most of the time.

i fight: for my choices.

i wait: coz it's the word that finally had a double meaning to me.

i need: money money money.

i am: your boy next door

i think: i should plan out my life again.

i can't help the fact that: i've got child-bearing hips and sinus

i stay: at home coz i'm too lazy to go to the gym. okay wait, i'm going now.