i DO not want to be Chansey anymore!

Chansey becomes (ugh) Blissey

Clement brought his nephew's pokemon book after we started (due to pure boredom) labelling everyone pokemon [see the entry before "Are you Regular or Rainbow?"] and i began to see all 3 seasons of pokemon and to think that Chansey was a standalone without any evolutions, along came that even pinkier shit with extra accessories.

i so don't want to be pinkier.

i so don't want to have curly hair.

i so don't want to have a two-toned skin colour.

i so don't want to be hairy and have white angel flaps around me.

i so don't want to be a tranvestite pokemon.

i'm happy being chansey. WHY OH WHY MUST I EVOLVE. HAHA.

Blissey is a very caring and compassionate Pokémon. In fact, its fluffy coat of
fur is attuned to feelings of sadness, and when it senses a sad person, it will
rush over perhaps a great distance to that person and offer it an egg of
condolence. This delicious egg contains a special power of happiness, causing
any living thing to take even a bite of it to become unconditionally caring and
pleasant to anyone around for the time being. Blissey is equally compulsive in
caring for the ill; It will nurture any sick person or Pokémon it encounters
back to health with loving care, using the healing powers held in its egg in its
pouch as well.
Like Chansey, many Blissey work as nurses in Pokémon Centers.

- Ref: Blissey - Http://www.wikipedia.org

there, i've just cheered myself up :)